The 6 questions I hope someone asks at the Kyle Busch press conference

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by Charlie Turner

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August 14, 2007 12:20 am UTC 7 Comments

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Sometime today, the NASCAR world will come to a halt and Joe Gibbs Racing will officially announce the signing of Kyle Busch to a multi-year contract to drive Chevies or Toyotas and sell batteries for a living.

The Pit Crew from ON PIT ROW has not been invited.  Figures.  I just had a few questions.

  • Kyle, who’s tougher – you or Kurt?  I mean, can you take him?  Without, you know, using his ears?
  • Kyle, do you think that you and Kurt, together, could take Tony?  I mean in a fight.  Not a fence climbing race.
  • Kyle, do you ever get tired…of the driving.  Sometimes…I get very tired. ( Hey it’s a line from one of my favorite scenes in the best racing movie of all time – Grand Prix – Yves Montand to James Garner – I always wanted to use it somewhere.)
  • J D, how is it going to feel when J J Yeley kicks your team’s tail next season while you’re sorting out the Camry?
  • Denny…? Hey, where’s Denny?
  • Tony…so what do you think of this b@## s%&$?

Maybe we’ll get to go to the Dale Junior – Mountain Dew presser.

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7 Responses to “The 6 questions I hope someone asks at the Kyle Busch press conference”

  1. User Avatar Bob (aka 4ever3) on August 14th, 2007 12:25 am

    That would be Dale Jr – Pepsi presser

  2. michael on August 14th, 2007 5:41 am

    Question for Kyle… Are you going to play by Tony’s rules and do the “give and take”? If not be prepared to eat safety barriers.

  3. User Avatar Bob (aka 4ever3) on August 14th, 2007 8:28 am

    I’m pimpin’ my site right now, but in is the NASCAR fan’s best interest.

    I’ve got a huge ticket give away running right now.

    Kodak is giving away tickets to the Sept. 2 Cup race in California through my blog.

    Enter now for your chance to win these tickets, I have 5 pair to give away.

    Thanks for letting me post this here.

  4. User Avatar Charlie on August 14th, 2007 12:01 pm

    It’s always an honor to be visited by and commented upon, by the likes of you and Michael, Bob. Pimp away.

  5. robert bourne on August 14th, 2007 5:57 pm

    I dare ya!

  6. User Avatar 4ever3 on August 15th, 2007 12:11 am

    Thanks Charlie!

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