Bench Racing caption contest – win a Boris Said hoodie

by Charlie Turner

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18 Responses to “Bench Racing caption contest – win a Boris Said hoodie”

1. Brad on March 2nd, 2008 9:56 am

   “Damn, I’m good!”

   it was either that or a Ghandi quote

2. susie on March 2nd, 2008 10:33 am

   My caption for the Mark Martin picture…………………………… If I was a genie I could undo the wrecking I did that won me the race. I hate that man.

3. Joshua Lobdell on March 2nd, 2008 11:14 am

   I have a few ideas

   “Adventure, Excitment, Racecar drivers grave this very things”

   “I hope Carl Edwards and Brad keslowski cannot find me here”

   “Hey, I’m Mark Martin, 48 time Nationwide Series winner,I can do as I please”

4. Luke on March 2nd, 2008 11:38 am

   “All your positions are belong to us!”

   Yoda voice: “Pass if you can, punt if you must. Mmm…”

   “I guess I do need corrective lenses. Carl’s bumper was tough to read.”

   “You gotta fight comin’, comin today.”

   “Don’t fear the Martin.”

   “GQ this, Carl.”

   “Why did Helton put me in timeout? What did I do?”

5. Charlie Turner on March 2nd, 2008 1:06 pm

   Good start campers! Keep ‘em coming.

6. Luke on March 2nd, 2008 2:41 pm

   “I’m what Willis was talkin’ about.”

   “Well, this is flippin’ awkward.”

   “If only my chrome horn played ‘La Cocaracha’…”

7. Marc on March 2nd, 2008 3:19 pm

   “To finish first, you must first finish.”

   “Nobody remembers who finished second but the guy who finished second.”

   “I closed my eyes, held my breath and then everything went black.”

   “Edwards and Kesolowski? They’ve only got two hands and two feet, haven’t they? I can dust ‘em off.”

   “I approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse… and then there are the…. exceptions.”

8. Brad on March 2nd, 2008 7:15 pm

   “the sun never sets on a badass”

9. Brad on March 2nd, 2008 7:16 pm

   “if you’re not first, you’re last”

10. 4ever3 on March 2nd, 2008 10:05 pm

    “Will they hurry up already, I’ve really got to go and do #2!”

    “I told Matt I’d get him, and I did. Too bad about Brad though, oh well.”

    “Matt owes me one energy drink now. I hope he gets me a SoBe No Fear, and not that AMP crap.”

11. Charlie Turner on March 2nd, 2008 10:28 pm

    Hey Brad, what’s wrong with a Ghandi quote, anyway?

    This is going to be tough to judge. Maybe we should call John Darby and see what he thinks.

12. Luke on March 2nd, 2008 11:40 pm

    “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.”

    “What happens on the track, stays on the track.”

    “I wish I was at Toad Suck.”

    (For the record, it does exist, and is an Arkansas thing.)

    “Where’s Hammond? I need to get jacked up on Mountain Dew.”

    “If they don’t hurry this parade up, I’m going to have to go piss some of this excellence away.”

13. RevJim on March 3rd, 2008 5:33 am

    “If you can’t join ‘em, beat ‘em, that’s what I always say!”

14. Brad on March 3rd, 2008 1:09 pm

    Nothing wrong with a Ghandi quote, I just didn’t have time to look one up at the time. But since you inquired, I looked!

    “First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. ”
    -Ghandi

15. Luke on March 4th, 2008 7:29 am

    “What counts in racing is not the victory, but the magnificence of the struggle.”

    “Racing does not build character, it reveals it.”

    “You can observe a lot by watching.”

16. Brad on March 5th, 2008 9:48 am

    was the winner announced yet? I wasn’t able to catch the show…

17. Pat on March 5th, 2008 12:46 pm

    “I’m not getting in the car until they stop calling me the Little Racer”

18. Charlie Turner on March 5th, 2008 6:53 pm

    There were lots of good caption ideas and picking one winner was tough. It was especially hard when you have choices ranging from Yoda to Ghandi – for a NASCAR contest.

    We went with Ghandi and announced it on the show last night. Unfortunately, there was a big ice storm here during the show and we lost our connection to the satellite with about three minutes to go in the show, which was when we talked about the contest. So… we’ll be announcing Brad as the winner next week – again. Brads entry was;

    “First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. ”

    Heavy man, very heavy. Congrats to Brad and thanks to everyone who sent in a suggestion. We’re going to do another contest soon.Stay tuned, as they say on the radio.

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