Sell Me Your NASCAR Team: Win a Kevin Harvick Bobblehead

by Charlie Turner

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6 Responses to “Sell Me Your NASCAR Team: Win a Kevin Harvick Bobblehead”

1. Marc on August 25th, 2008 1:34 am

   1. ‘Cause I’m Full Throttle.

   2. ‘Cause I’ve never been “magnetized.”

   3. ‘Cause I’m Old School.

   4. ‘Cause I live… for dead dinosaur fuel.

   5. I’m CLOSE friends with the “mafia agents” that made Bob Pronger disappear in 1971.

2. L.J. Burgess on August 25th, 2008 9:14 pm

   1. We have been asked to leave F1 and have been paid hush money to keep quiet about it.

   2. We have a complete set of the Shell chamois collection and doubles for trades.

   3. Although we carry the Sunoco contingency sticker…our secret racing fuel is a mysterious color similar to Shell red.

   4. We have a collection of custom dashboard magnets…somewhere here…on the floor.

   5. Our driver wears high heel racing booties, is a genuine redhead and has a custom 38-24-34 racing harness.

3. JeanW. on August 26th, 2008 2:17 am

   1.-My Pit Crew wears bikini firesuits-

   2.-My sparkly paint dazzles the fans-
   (especially under the lights).

   3.-I give great interviews-

   4.-I remove my hat for pre-race ceremonies-
   5.-I drive as fast as I can-

4. NASCAR Chase Makin’ or Breakin’ Fontana Fast Laps Next | The Fast Lap on August 26th, 2008 1:01 pm

   [...] out this Bench Racing post for a shot at a free Kevin Harvick bobblehead, courtesy of Shell [...]

5. Matt Mercer on August 27th, 2008 5:54 pm

   1. I’m The Catfish, an instant attention-getter. I may Bogart the commercials for my team, but that’s ok.

   2. I’m the younger perspective for Bench Racing, which can also be described as WOT - Writer of Tomorrow.

   3. I defended Shell after Kevin Harvick won the Daytona 500, after Sunoco whined about their logo on the car.

   4. My driver lineup will be the first to be regulars on TMZ… free publicity!

   5. I back offshore drilling.

6. Another Kevin Harvick Bobblehead Give-a-way | Bench Racing With Steve and Charlie on September 5th, 2008 9:55 am

   [...] Last week, L J Burgess was our winner.  The comments were great.  You can read more of L J’s writing here. [...]

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