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You Thought Remembering the ARCA Drivers was Tough?

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by Charlie Turner

I'm Charlie Turner co-host of the syndicated, mostly NASCAR radio show On Pit Row. Thanks for stopping by OnPitRow.com and the Bench Racing with Steve and Charlie blog. Oh yeah, Steve is an idiot. Follow me on Twitter @onpitrow

May 17, 2008 4:01 pm CDT 6 Comments

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You Thought Remembering the ARCA Drivers was Tough?I had this dream that Steve and I were asked to broadcast the race call for a fictional racing series I call the IRNMBSIL. Since the invite came - in my dream - from the president of that series, Tony “The Destroyer” George, we accepted. The following is a transcript of our pre-race conversation from the dream.

  • CT ” Who’s the chick in the #3?
  • SW “Duno”
  • CT “Do you know whom is driving the #4?”
  • SW “Yes”
  • CT “Yes what?”
  • SW “No, Watt’s in the #10.”
  • CT ” What’s in the #10?”
  • SW “Yes”
  • CT “Yes what?”
  • SW “Yeah”
  • CT “When Roger Penske writes a check to the driver of the #4 Crunchy Critters/Roadkill Pizza car, to whom does he write it?
  • SW “Yes, he doth”
  • CT ” He doth what?”
  • SW “Art thou daft? Watt’s in the #10″
  • CT “I’m not asking thee….eh, you who’s in the #10….”
  • SW “Hughe’s in the #5″
  • CT “Huh?”
  • SW “The #6″
  • CT “Who’s in the #6?”
  • SW “No”
  • CT “No?”
  • SW “No. Huh.”
  • CT “Huh?”
  • SW “Yep”
  • CT “So, Yep is driving the #6?”
  • SW “Are you drunk, hungover or just stupid?”
  • CT “What?”
  • SW “Watt’s the name of the driver of the #10 car”
  • CT “What?”
  • SW “Finally”
  • CT “Wait. I thought that I read at Full Throttle that Finelli was driving that #1 car.”
  • SW “Dat Wan?”
  • CT “Yeah. That one”
  • SW “It’s Dat Wan. It’s a car”
  • CT “Which Dat Wan?”
  • SW “That’s Funny”
  • CT “What’s funny?”
  • SW “I disagree. Watt’s a jerk.”
  • CT “Who’s a jerk?”
  • SW “No, Hughe’s one of my favorite drivers. Very witty guy. Reminds me of Catfish. He makes me laugh.
  • CT “Who’s so funny?”
  • SW “Yes. Yes he is”
  • CT “This is making my head hurt. Let me try this a different way. Tell me the name of the owner of the #3 car.
  • SW “Mr Originality”
  • CT “Thank you”
  • SW “Your welcome”
  • CT “..and his name is…?”
  • SW “I just told you his name.”
  • CT “What?”
  • SW “No, Mr Originality”
  • CT “Are you telling me his name is NO? Is he related to Dr No? And stop calling me Mr Originality.
  • SW “Shhh. Here she comes”
  • CT “Here who comes?”
  • SW “Duno”
  • CT “I don’t know either, but she sure looks good. Any idea who the Dude is with her?
  • SW “Mr Wong.”
  • CT “Yeah, I get it. I’d like to be Mr Right too. Do you know his connection to her?
  • SW “It’s Wong, stupid. Says here he’s the crew chief of the #3. What kind of car was that again?
  • CT “Dat Wan?”
  • SW “NO not Dat Wan. Yu Shure.
  • CT “You sure?”
  • SW ” Yeah. That’s the designer of the car talking to Mr Wong”
  • CT “Who? Dat?”
  • SW “No”
  • CT “Who den…er then?”
  • SW “Fo Shure”
  • CT “He’s the designer? Of the Yu Shure? You sure?
  • SW “Yeah, Fo Shure”
  • CT “I can’t take this. Tell Tony, thanks for the gig but I’m sticking with stock cars.
  • SW “Hey! Where you going?”
  • CT “Dunno. For sure.”

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6 Responses to “You Thought Remembering the ARCA Drivers was Tough?”

  1. User Avatar Marc on May 17th, 2008 5:38 pm

    Ahem!

  2. User Avatar Bram on May 17th, 2008 10:56 pm

    Was that Abbott or Costello I just heard groaning from the grave?

  3. User Avatar Steve Wronkowicz on May 18th, 2008 8:20 am

    The scary part is that I was able to follow along and understand it.

  4. User Avatar Matt Mercer on May 19th, 2008 6:29 pm

    That was….

    ….

    ………..

    ……

    interesting?

  5. User Avatar Charlie Turner on May 19th, 2008 9:57 pm

    Thank you. Thank you. We’re here all week.

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